Friday, February 6, 2009

Friday, January 30, 2009

10 reasons why women are more insecure than men.

1. Men don’t worry about personal hygiene. Honestly men could walk around unshaven, with yellow pit stains and not care. Women will shower 3 times a day just to make sure they don’t smell.. most men just don’t care.

2. Men can walk into a room and fart and not care. In fact, most of the time it's funny. Unlike women who claim that they never fart, or when they do, it smells like strawberries. You women will hold one in until your blue in the face.. or powder your nose.. when really you're just going to the bathroom to cut one.

3. Men don’t have to lie about sex. Is the reason you are inviting a man upstairs to meet your pink pet rock Suzie, or is it something else?

4. Men don’t care if other people find out that they had sex with a woman. (ok if the man finds out that the woman was really a man.- but sometimes not even then) In fact, the first thing a man does is call his best friend to tell him all about it.

5. Men don’t worry about fashion. "Damnit Bill..that man over there is wearing the same color of Jordans I bought yesterday… I'm going to kick his ass!" - that’s not something you will find come out of a mouth of your typical straight man. They just don’t care.

6. Men don’t worry about what other men think about them. Men will date whoever they want. they don’t need the approval of their parents or their friends. How often do you hear the word "cuntblock." Men will often go out alone to party. Women always must travel in groups. Even if it's at a party with tons of cops, where it's impossible for her to get raped.

7. Women constantly compare each other's bodies to their own. they worry about how fat there are compared to all other girls. Guys, just don’t care. Besides many guys are too homophobic to be staring at another man's pecks or penis In the shower.

8. They all wish their breasts were bigger. (sure men have the same thing with their penises)However…. Breasts can fill out a sweater, penises are judged by not only being flaccid but erect, not to mention its nearly impossible to tell a man's size. Women know it's not very lady like to ask a man to drop his pants to determine his manhood. Men, intrinsically understand this, which means women have it worse and are thus, more insecure.

9. Men don’t have to paint their faces in order to look hot. Many women won't leave the house, or even go shopping for eggs, without making an event out of it. Men will simply fall out of bed, scratch their butts, and then go… and sometimes without realizing what they even have on.

10. Men wont risk getting an std, by simply having sex with a woman, just to get her to like him. When it comes to sex, most men care about themselves.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

How men really rate women.

A true alpha male man, will view a woman as the complete package – I mean he spends time bettering himself, and he should expect to get no less.

He wants to make himself a better person and grow and develop. Do you? So we factor that into the equation – and the result of that equation shouldn’t be a number from 1 to 10 - it should be either you like her or you don’t. But sometimes when we run into a situation where we have to choose between two people, this is where the scale comes into play.
Although It doesn’t matter what your friends think. It doesn’t matter what people on the internet think. To your typical alpha male all that matters is that we are approaching the woman that we want to approach and that were giving ourselves the greatest opportunity to meet someone who’s going to rock our world.

Personal choice does come into it, however. Some guy might say he likes short fat girls, and another might rightly say that I like ice cold Russians. But, we all have to agree that there is a universal 10. Someone can say that the short fat girl is his perfect girl but I don’t think she can be called a 10 since she won’t be viewed as that by the majority and so is “easier” to pull (all other factors being equal).
The societal 10 is either:

The playboy model (curvy, Brazilian style)
The fashion model (natural, skinny, Russian style)

A thin waist, big boobs, good skin, nice hair, beautiful eyes are pretty much universal. If a girl lacks one of these things then she is not as hot as she could be.

Problem for me is that i’ve never seen a perfect 10. I’ve seen only a handful of 9s.
I just can't imagine anyone being perfect. And most guys would agree and we don’t expect you to be either.
Which means that if we think you are attractive, it doesn’t matter that you don’t look like Angelina or Pamela.
What matters is that you are hot to us.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Attraction Prioritization.

I don’t care how good you are at "gaming" if a guy comes up to me and puts the moves on me, I'm not going down on him.
Ever.
I'm not gay.
There has to be a small spark of attraction to begin with. You as a woman if you don’t have looks to begin with, chances are, you're not going to get laid by very many men.
The men that you get are not going to be the alpha male of your dreams.
There is hope for you though.
I am going to list the attraction priorities' that your typical man has.
You know women have a same prioritization.
A woman will typically give room for error if you meet specific criteria.
If you are initially good looking, this automatically buys a guy a few moments, until he opens his mouth.
But even a relatively ugly fellow can walk up to your average woman, can get attraction, from displaying certain characteristics'.
If the guy is confident, this buys him a whole lot more time.
Why?Because confidence is the most important thing for women, whereas looks is not.
For men , however, looks are priority number one. Just as confidence is number one for women.
Number one is of course
.
LOOKS . If you are not hot.. or somewhat good looking, chances are, were not going to approach you. Unless we are desperate, or drunk (in which case both of them you probably don’t want anyway.)
There are things you can do to increase your looks.. which I have already stated on this page.

NUMBER TWO
Being able to speak.. and carry on a conversation.
The reason its number two is because if your a brain dead bimbo... a man is going to get what he wants out of the relationship.
You have provided looks already, so hes going to make use of them. Its really that simple.
Everyone takes what they want out of the relationship. If they are not getting something out of it, they leave it. But again, you're giving him looks, which means hes going to use those for sex.

Not only this, but men will get bored, and typically frustrated if were on a date with you and you cannot bounce conversational information back to us.
Give a man a bit more to work with.
An alpha male knows that when we first met you the conversation typically goes 90-10.
Where the guy talks most of the time, and the woman give illusionary input.
She will give one or two word answers,- which gives the woman the illusion that shes actually speaking with the man.
This kind of conversation ends after introductions have been made and your are feeling comfortable with him.
Your typical good conversation should be about 60-40 meaning you give more information than you receive.

Typically this must happen because the other person needs something to feed off of.
You can take a conversation like a tennis match and go 50-50, but pretty soon, you need a new game. Something new to talk about, which is where the other 10% comes in.
Both parties need to have the mindset of talking 60-40.
If you don’t, we get bored with you and want to talk to our guy friends, and will have a lot of "guys night out"

Then you wonder why your boyfriend won't talk to you.

It's not that we don’t want to.. it's because you don’t know how to carry a conversation.
So many guys complained to me that their girlfriends and their dates would give one or two word responses, or they would be really nervous on a date with a guy, not knowing what to say.
There are techniques you can do, like take an Improv class. Or just look at a conversation and pay attention to KEY words.

Like this: "I went FISHING today and saw a PLANE in the sky."
You could either bring up topics about fishing (I know boring for most women)
OR
You could ask him about the plane.
"have you ever been on a plane?"
Or
"Have you ever been to a foreign country?"
There are plenty of conversational tricks out there, and maybe ill include some more of that in another post.

10 Ways to be more attractive

1. Smile more. If you smile more, stastically it improves your looks and makes your more approachable.

2. Wear flats. - (I know you love your heels,*yes it makes your legs look better but the consider the trade off* but how often do you find it makes guys shorter, thus making you less attracted to men, and men less attracted to you. Most men I've spoken with have agreed that they like a woman to be shorter than them. Men like to feel sexually dominant and powerful, and the woman being shorter allows that to happen. Wearing flats can give both people what they want.)

3. Get breast implants. (look. men like boobs, deal with it.. we don't give a crap if they are fake or not, unless one looks like a M&M and the other is a watermelon.)

4. Work out. (we like women to be toned and thin. We like women to look healthy, evolutionarily speaking a woman who is healthy can live longer and probably has good genes which means they can reproduce better offspring.)

5. Get a tan. (tan fat always looks better than white fat.)

6. Learn how to wear makeup. (most men don't think clowns are hot. and makeup can work wonders if done properly)

7. Stop wearing layered clothes that drape. (they make you look fat.)- Unless you are fat than i guess you have to, but youre not really fooling anyone. thats as bad as a man shaving the middle of his head and comb it over and thinking it looks good.

8. If your fat, don't wear things that show flesh. This includes halter tops and skin tight clothing that is normally reserved for strippers, Its gross...Men don't like it, we see that and are reminded of why we don't want to have sex with you, or even talk to you. If your fat, wear lots of black, or use that as an excuse to go Goth, which a lot of women who are fat tend to do.- and then pretend to like the trend.

9. Stop being bitchy. (this means overall attitude in the way you walk and snub your nose at people)- you would be amazed at the negative body language women are not aware of that they are doing to people. And they are doing it to friends and people that they like, out of habit. Men will put up with a lot if you are hot, but pretty soon were going to leave you if you are mentally draining. And as for the movie and the book "he's just not into you?" Here's a clue... if your hot, and not a bitch... he's into you.. period. I'm not going to hang up on Angelina Jolie if she keeps calling me and acts "needy" Sorry.. it's just not going to happen.

10. Take care of your mouth. Whiten and straighten your teeth, this includes taking a breath mint or at least brushing regularly. Being a guy I never thought that it would be a deal breaker, but it was when I spoke to a model that had death breath that I realized that it was important.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

10 ways to get a man

1: Go out in groups of no bigger than three. Larger groups of girls are supertough to approach. Three is a good number because your two friends can keep each other company when a guy walks up to chat with you. And when he does, step away from your friends and let him have some one on one time to get to know you.

2. Smile genuinely. So obvious, right? But I can't stress it enough -- and I can't believe I ever acted aloof in an attempt to seem more cool. Now I know that women smile all the time naturally (when they are nervous, when they are trying to be polite, etc.), so if you don't do it at all, you look unapproachable.

3.Work the eye contact. To reel him in from across the room, tilt your chin down a bit and flash him a couple of sultry glances. (Guys love it when you look up at them -- it makes them feel manly.) If the guy across the room is so gorgeous you have a hard time looking straight at him and are simply too nervous, fake it by focusing on the tiny area right between his eyes. He won't be able to tell the difference.

4: Don't immediately ask him what he does. Some men think all women are gold diggers. A lot of guys hated being asked what their job is. It's that fear-of-being-used thing again.

5: When you're out on the town, you're supposed to be having fun, and any complaint ("It's hot in here!"), pessimism will pretty much pokes a hole in the fun-girl aura you should be projecting. Some better small-talk topics: recent vacations, favorite bands, hilarious movies. You can hit him with your deep, dark world-view some other time.

6: Make small talk and approach at least one person you find attractive every day. If the idea of small talk gets you tongue-tied, relax. Start simply and slowly. Remember, this doesn't have to be rocket science. You don't have to think of the wittiest conversation-starter ever. The goal is to just get the ball rolling. Potential conversation-starters can be as simple as:
Hi. (Seriously, that counts!)
They may not always be interested, they may not always be available, but by getting into the practice of noticing and acknowledging them, you're more likely to spot the ones who are interested and available when they present themselves to you.

7. Do some research for a fun singles' activity, i.e. online dating, speed dating, a networking mixer, or Sierra Club hike and go for it. Find a cause near and dear to your heart and volunteer on a Saturday or Sunday. You never know who you'll meet!

8. Research some guy topics. Football, videogames, etc. Hey, it might turn out that you like them.- plus it will give you something to talk about and bring commonalities.

9. Learn how to cook so that way when he suggests a particular date, you can return the favor by making him a nice meal, or by cooking together creating a romantic dinner date.

10. Dont immediately get sexual with a man, make him feel comfortable first. Wait to show sexual interest after he has spoken for a while.
When women immediately show sexual interest they think a few things
1. Is this woman a prostitue/slut?
2. Am i being tooled? (tooling is when women fake sexual interest to gain attention. I.e. dancing with a guy she thinks is gay, or that 70 year old man.)
We like to feel that you like us for us, not just that were any man that just happens to be convienient.
A man will sometimes put up with a womans blantant sexual moves in the first seconds of the interaction, but its hard to take them seriously.
Not because we dont want to, but because we think that she must do that to all the guys and were not special.
Men like to feel that a woman is being selective by choosing us. Easy for us, and hard for others.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

4 easy ways to make your man always come straight home from work.

1. When he gets home from work, greet him with love.
-the last thing we want to do when coming home from our crappy job is to hear about how crappy your job was.- At least let us settle down a bit and eat or rest.

2. Suprise him with sex when he arrives home. (wear that special nighty that we bought you, which we all know was for us anyways.)- Or at least a blow job... i mean thats not much to ask is it?

3. Have a good meal prepared for him. (it just has to be something he likes- it can be KFC for all we care)

4. Attempt to gain interest in the things that he likes (sports, etc) it can build commonalities and make for a better relationship overall.

Relationships are about reciprocity, and if you start doing these things we will notice and we will be happier and so will you.