Thursday, October 9, 2008

Women hate sex.

Honestly women must hate sex.

There are a couple of reasons for this.

If someone finds out that they just ate a turd sandwich, what do they say?

"I didn't know there was a turd in it."
Compare that to: "I didn't know that him asking me up to his apartment meant he wanted sex."
Or:
Slipping on a banana peel, falling and breaking your arm.
"I don't know, it just kinda happened." Might likely be your answer.

Compare that to:
"I don't know, it just happened." - Which women love to use.

Look at it this way, if someone were to offer you an ice cream cone would you refuse it and spit in their face?

No.
Obviously that would be rude.
Unless you really really liked ice cream and then you would probably take it.

Most people who are prostitutes are of the female gender.
Why is this?

When asked what people thought of their jobs, what do you think their responses were?
They hated it.

Most of the time when people exchange a service for money, they don't typically enjoy the service, otherwise you wouldn't have to pay them for it.
They would already be doing it for free.

Why do you think men have to be the aggressors when it comes to sex?

Look at it this way, If your friend really wanted to go shopping and you hated shopping would you go?
Maybe, because hes your friend, but there is no way you would bring it up yourself.

Suppose you had something better to do?
Would you bring up excuses if you didn't want to tell him that you didn't like shopping?
You bet you would.
Responses like "i don't feel good. I have a headache." might be some of your responses.

If you could get a hundred thousand dollars for someone punching you in the face would you take it?
Most people probably would.

That doesn't mean they liked getting punched in the face.
Just because women sleep with men doesn't mean they like sex.

Men and women both understand that some women do it to get what they want.

Look at the clothes women wear and the media.
Sex sells.
It gets people to buy their product.
It gets men to do what they want.
If women were dressed badly with no makeup at a club, chances are no drinks are going to be bought for them.

Would women get breast implants, spend hours getting ready in front of a mirror, spend thousands of dollars on makeup if they felt that they didn't have to?
Of course not.

Then you have the women who sleep with men and act as if they are doing them a favor for sleeping with them.

Most men would rather cut off their genitals than feel manipulated by sex.

Why would a man want to sleep with a woman he loves with full knowledge that she hates it?
Would cutting off our genitals make women feel more at ease?


PLEASE NOTE.

I don't think women hate sex, but sometimes they sure act as if they do.

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