Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Women and personal hygene

Seriously women, please take a tic tak.

I can remember on more than one occasion where women just fail to remember a couple of things.

1. Deoderant.
2. Breath mints.

Just because your super attractive and men love you, doenst mean that you skip out on those.

For example:
I was approached by this really attractive blonde woman. Most men would die of dehydration over the amount of drool they lost.
She approaches me and i think "wow. shes pretty good."

And she opens her mouth, and satan himself punched me in the face. So i bolted.

I actually found myself turned off.
It was odd.
Her georgous looks were overshadowed by halatosis.

I was actually shocked that i even cared.

I had this bet with a friend of mine that we were going to try and set up one of my girl friends and have her go out on the town.
But she would not take a shower, smell really really bad, and dress horribly, but still wear awesome makeup.
It was a brief social experiment that we were going to do. * i figured that men would still approach her and not care about the smell*
I was soo wrong, and of course she probably never would have agreed to it.
But before i could even ask this hit me.

It actually turns out that we men do care about that stuff.
Which weirded me out more than anything.
Logistically i thought for sure the looks would be more powerful.
Nope i was wrong.

The deoderant thing is a different story.
I mean, how do you tell a woman that she smells like wet garbage?

Its a paradox indeed.

Whats terrible is that most women have friends that will let them walk around all day and possibly for several days without saying a word.

Then a stranger has to tell them and they get pissed at them.

Then later on they feel relieved, but its too late to thank them, the stranger is gone.

Men understand why sometimes you dont shave your legs every day, (especially when you think no one will see them later, i.e. the bedroom) but how hard is it to take a tic tak?
I mean, seriously.

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